January 2010
11 posts
Question: If you could live forever, would you...
Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,” —Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
your daily word of the day du jour
adtothebone:
agathokakological adj. composed of both good and evil.
(from Mrs. Byrne’s Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure, and Preposterous Words by Josefa Heifetz Byrne ©1974, 1994)
Sample sentence: After much discussion, it was generally agreed upon that absinthe was an agathokakological beverage and Glenn Beck was a total batshit-crazy douchenozzle.
May the Air Force 1 be With You... →
… come on, that line would be brilliant if only the shoes were Nike.
Anywho, Shoe and Star Wars Junkies Unite! Check out the sweet skywalkers.
A potential Texas Red Chicago sighting this... →
growingpangs:
Book your ticket, Rojo.
OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
snuggiesutra →
Now this is how you sell a blanket!